Saturday, November 20, 2010

A bottle of wine...

I owe you several things-- seminar reviews of Jacare, Zach Lamano, and Royler, plus a gi review of the Ouano women's fit. Also I just received Gracie Bullyproof and it's HUGE! 11 DVDs! so I'm ditching gardening today and watching that, plus class, plus tonight BJ v Matt on UFC... it's a busy one! My husband has an exam on Monday so I need to keep myself occupied while he studies.

Anyway, all that preparatory to saying I haven't had time to do a decent post so instead I'm sharing a cool video and then this story my cousin sent me.

Here's Oli Geddes showing an omoplata from half...



And, the funny:

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Sunday morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

2 comments:

Megan said...

LOL

Really enjoying these Black Eagle vids. Got to use a bit of the one covering bottom half. Didn't have the pummel so my back got taken, but I at least got to try out the concept of lifting the leg and coming to the knees. Thanks as always!

A.D. McClish said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice. :)